#26 List of objects that make life a little better

My recommendations for easy living.

Ear plugs (cheap yellow ones are best)

Sleep mask

Fabric pilling remover machine

Electric toothbrush (don’t be a child and use a manual one)

Dish brush

Finnish cheese slicer

Electric hair trimmer (can be used both for human pubes and cat butt hair [to prevent dingleberries])

Lube (for the rare occasion)

Moisturising nose drops (for crusty mucus membranes)

Nettie pot for nasal rinsing

Cute soft toys (for depression)

Shoehorn

Padlock

Mittens

Snood

Macbook

iPhone

Good deodorant (surprisingly hard to find one that actually works and that doesn’t smell like your granny’s hands from 1994)

Hand cream

Poo stool (Google it, will change your life)

Big soft panties

Old soft long-johns

Hot water bottle

Screw driver

Tinted lip balm

One really good bra (for functionality)

One really good bra (for aesthetics)

Candles that smell great (for ambiance and anxiety)

Foam roller (for bad back)

Magic amulet (for good luck)

xoxo

Paula